Midgame Example

TheNewTeddy - Game Master
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April 1st 1993

MEMORIUM

Max Power was laid to rest today after his tragic accidental death while in the house of Lenin Brezhnev. Jim Cork was reportedly seen at the funeral. Cork was forced to retire from politics after a major scandal a year ago.

POLITICS

Results of the election are in. The Democratic Front, lead by Sarah O'Brien and Todd Kennedy, have won the election. The Social Democratic Party, successor to the Communist Party, lead by Lenin Brezhnev and James Gaudet, will form the official opposition, while the Fucking Party, lead by P. Enis Yeecuck, takes 3rd place.

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(map in next post, incase it fucks up the post somehow)

O'Brien is expected to take over as leader of the nation, but there is no total victory yet. Communist support was strong in the Cities and Towns, and many Islanders still feel a strong connection to the party, even under its new name.


ECONOMICS

After some harsh cuts to social services, this year saw the first Balanced Budget in the history of the nation. O'Brien, asked for comment, said she hoped to begin cutting certain tax rates once revenue streams were strong enough to handle it.


TOURISM

The plan of the previous government, pioneered by P. Enis Yeecuck to focus on homosexuals has worked wonders. Every summer, hundreds of thousands of gay couples and single gays come to the Island to spend their vacation dollars. When asked for comment Yeecuck said "They are DINKS. Dual Income No Kids. They are also dinks"

Behind the scenes.

Sarah O'Brien is working to split off a "Liberal Party" from the Democratic Front, with plans to hold another election, and win it. Todd Kennedy meanwhile is working to finding a scandal to force O'Brien into retirement.


Lenin Brezhnev and James Gaudet are working well together, and have been gaining control over more and more of the inner workings of government. In fact, their influence flipped no less than a dozen seats towards the Communists due to fraud. They plan to work over the next few turns on gaining total control over the Electoral Commission to ensure a victory in the next election.


P. Enis Yeecuk meanwhile continues to sleep with military members of all rank and gender. Yeecuck is using his porn experience to provide sexual favours in return to political favours later. At this point in time Yeecuck has slept with every member of the military rank Colonel and above at least 3 times.

highWires - Lenin Brezhnev
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I'm proud to announce today that our "Fraud Squad" has made it's first arrests. No less than a dozen corrupt election officials were arrested today in ridings won by the Democratic Front. The Politburo will be examining why and how they were allowed to rig the election in favour of the Democratic Front.