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October 1st 1997
POLITICS
Liberal O'Brien has stepped down as leader. Fucking Party leader, whose nickname during the last election was "Wunk" has been asked to take over.
Fucking Wunk has won the election, according to official reports. Fucking Wunk has won.
Fucking Wunk has was asked by the military to take over after they declared a "peace and stability" regime, and forcibly removed troublemaking protestors at gunpoint. Also arrested and jailed at gunpoint were Sarah O'Brien and Lenin Brezhnev. Military leaders have become become very friendly with Yeecuck, and Yeecuck will now lead this nation until such a time as security is considered stable.
This newspaper has been asked to also support stability, and all reports are now being written with stability in mind.
With that, we thank Fucking Wunk and wish him the best. His Victory was amazing. People all over the streets are saying the same thing.
"What the hell, how did Fucking Wunk win"
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October 1st 1997
POLITICS
Liberal O'Brien has stepped down as leader. Fucking Party leader, whose nickname during the last election was "Wunk" has been asked to take over.
Fucking Wunk has won the election, according to official reports. Fucking Wunk has won.
Fucking Wunk has was asked by the military to take over after they declared a "peace and stability" regime, and forcibly removed troublemaking protestors at gunpoint. Also arrested and jailed at gunpoint were Sarah O'Brien and Lenin Brezhnev. Military leaders have become become very friendly with Yeecuck, and Yeecuck will now lead this nation until such a time as security is considered stable.
This newspaper has been asked to also support stability, and all reports are now being written with stability in mind.
With that, we thank Fucking Wunk and wish him the best. His Victory was amazing. People all over the streets are saying the same thing.
"What the hell, how did Fucking Wunk win"